THE STANDARD DISCLAIMER and
STANDARD NOTE
THE STANDARD DISCLAIMERS (CUE TRUMPETS):
In strictly legal terms this reading and everything beyond this initial disclaimer is entertainment. Nothing here is to be construed to create any professional relationship beyond that of a performer and audience.
END OF STANDARD DISCLAIMERS (CUE QUIETER TRUMPETS)
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THE STANDARD NOTE (CUE TRUMPETS, NOW PRACTICED AND WELL-TUNED)
In a performer's words -- music may further enlighten us.
Also a word about concrete results and predictions -- while the cards illuminate the energy surrounding any situation they don't read thoughts or provide a substitute for your own mind. Put another way, my goal in this reading is to enable you to move in blance and power through whatever you may face, not to replace your judgement and intuition with 78 pieces of cardboard. If you break up with your boyfriend, change your job, stay with your boyfriend, slap your mother, or make a million dollars because of me I will neither save you from the consequences nor expect anything beyond our initial fee.
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END of STANDARD NOTE (NO FANFARE AS THE TRUMPETS GOT BORED AND LEFT)